Hey people!!! There has been a mistake! I know that’s what all these jokers in this joint are saying… but seriously…. You’ve got the wrong guy!!!
First of all, I HAVE a family. We live in California. They LOVE me! I know they do! They said they were just stopping at this place for a minute and they would be right back! But then these people put me in the clink with all these other dogs! Some shady stuff went down. I mean dogs were “going to the back room” shady! Then somebody sprung me and they shipped me to ARIZONA! I’m telling you people, you’ve got the wrong guy! This is a mistake! Now I’m in AZ at a Mastiff rescue. WHAT? Ok maybe my great granddad was a mastiff. But I’m a lab! And I have a family! They love me, of course they love me: I am gorgeous! I mean I am Hank the Hunk!! I am calm, mellow, sweet. I like kids. I like my space to be chill. You know not too much drama. I’m not a huge fan of chaos.. is anyone besides maybe terriers?…..
Sooooooo. It looks like maybe my fam isn’t coming back. And now I’m looking for some new digs. No offense but I gotta get out of this place. I mean I miss having a family. I miss snuggling and playing and, you know, stuff you do with a family who loves you.
Check this out. If you go to AZ Mastiff Rescue and fill out some paperwork we can meet and maybe you can be my new family.
www.azmastiffrescue.com